Weird Things All Couples Fight About

that's not how you fold the towels it doesn't matter how you fold a towel it doesn't matter how you fold the towel if you want to fit in the closet you have to roll it oh my god could you chew any louder this goes on here it takes two seconds well then the next person who comes in will do it that's not the point hey did you throw away my leftovers no I could have ha ha you bitch what did you call me nothing the toilet paper goes over it's printed that way so you can see it No the toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get out of it that makes no sense what do you want to get for dinner mad or really care then just pick something you choose told you shut up I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down because when they're sticking up like that if someone trips and falls they're gonna impale themselves and die that's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down not doing this again well then I don't know what to tell you oh my gosh watch this this is the best line did you watch this without me you weren't home seriously 6 more inches and it's in the sink I get it anything will be fine fine fine all right we're gonna get pizza anything but pizza what do you want to eat that is Pro patched him if it's Bill Pullman bill paxton wasn't aliens that is Bill Paxton that is him game over man that is that man right there why am I gonna put him away I'm wearing them tomorrow morning I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night why do you do this you squeeze from the bottom the next person doesn't have to squeeze then it's toothpaste it's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube why are we fighting about this why are we fighting about this I why are we fighting about this I'm sorry I shouldn't have made you make the decision that being said I think your original call of Pizza is fine just no pepperoni what do you want on it then anything other than pepperoni you're going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here he is gonna help me bury your body and then we are gonna get married no he won't go so probably be like yeah I feel you bro

Michael Martin

27 Responses

  1. You load the dishwasher by putting the forks down so you don’t touch the part that people put in there mouths

  2. Hello everyone
    It’s 4 am in Paris
    I just woke up to go to the restroom and my boyfriend just threw a fit , crazy shouting : you expletive woke me up!!!
    Am I crazy to believe that it’s time for me to go? We’ve been arguing for the pettiest things in the last 6 months… and of course I am the « crazy one «

  3. The best thing about this episode is that they're watching Rome in the background. Series finale, at Octavian's triumph.

  4. BUT FOR REAL THO…..put the forks and knifes in sharp side down (you gonna stab yourself trina get them all out ) 🙁

  5. He would be like I feel that bro my hubby right there. This is literally what we fight about 😅😁😂😂

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