Janice, I apologize to you
if I don’t seem real eager To jump into a forced,
awkward intimate situation That people
like to call dating.
I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there,
you’re wondering, “do I
have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking
too much? Are they talking
enough? Am I interested? I’m not really interested.
Should I play like
I’m interested? But I’m not that
interested, but I think
she might be interested. But do I want to be interested?
But now she’s not interested.” So now, all of sudden I’m–
I’m starting to get interested. And when am I supposed
to kiss her? Do I have to
wait for the door? ’cause then it’s awkward,
it’s like “well, good night.” Do you do like the ass-out hug?
Where you like– you hug each
other like this, And the ass sticks out
because you’re trying
not to get too close. Or do you go right in
and just kiss ’em on the lips
or don’t kiss ’em at all? It’s very difficult trying
to read the situation
and all the while You’re just really wondering,
“are we gonna get hopped enough
to make some bad decisions?” And perhaps play a little
game called “just the tip.” Just for a second,
just to see how it feels, – Or “ouch ouch,
you’re on my hair.”
– okay. Okay, can– can you–
can you put that so he–
he can’t see it? And thank you.
Hey, janice. Great talk.– ( car honking )
– ( intercom beeps )John?