The Iron-Assed Walnut-Cracking World Record Holder

Michael Martin

100 Responses

  1. When did bullshit like this become a VICE-worthy story? In recent weeks your videos have gotten a little better…lets keep it that way.

  2. We made up yet another wacky title to glamorize a mediocre as fuck story about yet another uninteresting dreg of society.

    This is what happens when Gavin McInnes fucks off…

  3. this fucking dude would be awesome to hang out with, "my butt is insured, so there is beyonce, jennifer lopez, and mr. cherry".

  4. Most Guiness world records are so dumb. You can get one for literally anything now instead of the things that are actually impressive and not just bullshit weird garbage that are not hard to do.

  5. The video title is misleading sort of lol

    I thought he was going to be crushing the wallnuts with his buttcheeks not slamming down on them to crush them xD

  6. haha.funny.
    i can imagine people calling those guiness people."ugh, recond people?i want to set a record.i want to crack more walnuts with my butt.then do high speed crabwalking.then quickly put on as many pair of underware as i can".


  8. I don't care what anyone says this guy is one of the coolest people on the planet and I aspire to have his outlook on life. He just seems perfectly content with life, with himself, and isn't concerned with what other people think about him and what he's doing. Honestly, that's where I hope to be in life some day. My respect definitely goes out to Mr. Cherry and I wish him all the best in his endeavors.

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