Ba! Ba ba ba! Ba! Oh, folk man, I love playingy yee yee Black Yoshi, today is the big day! Ooh, you finally grew hair on the top of your head? Uh- no, no, no. Today is my wedding day. Today is the day that I’m getting married, Black Yoshi! And you you stupid for that, too. Why? Why am I stupid? Because I found a girl that wants to be with me for the rest of my life? No, because now you can’t claim two welfare checks. You can only claim one. Plus, man, she a hoe anyway. Wha- no, she’s not a hoe. She’s a nice woman and she loves me for me. A-And I can’t wait to marry her, she’s gonna be the girl I spend the rest of my life with. What did you say, folk? Ba, ba… Well anyway, Black Yoshi, my wedding’s in less than an hour, and I need to take a shower, so… Pop pop pop, pop pop! Today is my wedding day! Uh, uh, uh, uh Do, do, do, do, do, do, Gonna marry Rosalina. Oh yeah, time to get married. Oh, man, I can’t wait to get marrie- Oh Donkeh! Oh, oooh Shrek! Are you okay? No, Donkeh! I gotta light some diarrhea dynamite! UHHHHHHH Oh… okay. Argh! Oh! I didn’t think I was gonna make it. Lord! Please, give me strength Because the toliet is about to be Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! *Inhale*- Uhhhhhhhhh! *Fart noises* *Long sniff* Oooh, Donkeh That smells like Taco Bell with a hint of cheeseball. Oooh, Donkeh Alright, alright, time to wipe. No toilet paper?! What am I gonna do? My-my butt is nice and creamy, and it’s starting to itch… I don’t wanna use my hand… What am I gonna d- Ohh… Donkeh’s hat! But wait, he’s gonna be mad… But- but he doesn’t need it! If he needed it he wouldn’t’ve left it on the counter. Oh, alright. Uh… Hand, hat. Hand hat, hat. Hat! Definitely hat! Oh this one’s really bumpy! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! DAMMIT OHHHHH! Oh, alright. Alright. Butthole’s all clean. Aight, time to flush. Bye, bye, Donkeh hat. Pop pop, pop! All right, Black Yoshi. How do I look? Fol’, man, you look like the monopolies
man Oh, do not pass, go, go straight to jail, looking ah’. The monopoly man?! I don’t like the monopoly man Yeah you do, fol’! Man, speakin’ of the monopolies man… You think I could borrow like two.. two, three hun’ dollas? Black Yoshi, I’m not gonna let you borrow money on my wedding day But you the monopolies man, you just use missing yo hat. Uh, my hat! Ye. Wha- you’re right Black Yoshie! I don’t have my hat. I must have left in the bathroom. Thank you Black Yoshi Buh- what about ma two hundred dollas? Okay, I gotta get my hat. Uh- where’s my hat?! Ah, ah… lookin’ for something, Donkeh? Yes, Shrek, have you seen my hat? It was right here. Wha- what color is it? It’s red, Shrek! Well, not anymore Wait, what? What? Shrek, have you seen my hat or not? Promise you won’t be mad Donkeh. Wait, what? Promise you won’t be mad. Shrek! Tell me where my hat is! Donkeh, I’m not gonna tell you until you promise not to be mad. Okay, fine. I promise I won’t be mad. Now where is it? Alright Donkeh, this is what happened: So I was taking a really big crap… Okay… …and I realized there was no toilet paper… Okay… …and it was starting to itch… Uh… uh-huh… …and, and I looked over and I saw your hat on the counter, Donkeh. And I had a decision to make. Your hat, or my hands? And… my hands are clean, Donkeh. Don’t be mad, Donkeh. You’re mad, you promised you wouldn’t be mad, Donkeh. YOU WIPED YOUR ASS WITH MY HAT, SHREK!? See, now you’re yelling, Donkeh… OF COURSE I’D YELL AT YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HAT? DID YOU PUT SHIT ON IT? See, donkeh, I’m going to be straightforward with you, Donkeh. Yes. SHREK! Y-YOU DESTROYED MY HAT, WHERE IS IT!? Donkeh, do you want your hat back? YES I WANT IT BACK WHERE IS IT?! Well, I flushed it down the toilet You flushed it?! Why would you flush it?! Donkeh, it was a courtesy flush. IT WAS NOT A COURTESY FLUSH! YOU LEAVE YOUR SHIT IN THE TOILET FOR WEEKS! What? Donkeh, eh-I-I-I had to flush donkeh… Look on the bright side, Donkeh. We’re both bald, you’re going to your wedding bald… I CAN’T GO TO MY WEDDING BALD, I NEED MY HAT! See, Donkeh, you promised you wouldn’t be mad. I’M GOING TO BE MAD, I HAVE TO HAVE MY WEDDING, A-D-DAH, SHREK! AHHHH! He’s mad. Pop pop pop- ARGHHHH, BLACK YOSHI! Wus’ wrong with you, monoply’ man? You goin’ bankrup’ or sompn’? Black Yoshie, guess what Shrek did with my hat! Ooh, what ol’ fat boi’ do? He wiped his BUTT with my hat and then flushed it. OOH, HE NASTY! Yeah he is nasty, and now I’m bald for my wedding! W’ foo’ just get you a new hat! Black yoshi, I can’t just get a new hat, they don’t sell my hat anywhere. Well ‘den why don’t you make a new hat? B-Black yoshi, I can’t make a new hat, I don’t even know how to make a hat. Oh, well sure you can foo’ it can’t be that hard *Scribbling sounds* Hey Jeffy, what are you doing? Oh hey Junior, I’m just drawing my daddy a new hat. Drawing your dad a new hat? What happened to his old hat? Well, it got lost. Why does his hat have eyes? So it can see where it’s going in case it gets lost again. Well that’s a good idea Jeffy Well do-do-do-do pencil fart! *WHOOSH* Whoa Jeffy, that looks just like the drawing!! Yeah! Do you think my daddy’s gonna like it? Yeah I think he’s gonna love it! Well, imma’ go take it to him. Ok! Oh my gosh! I cant believe i’m actually getting married today! It’s every girl’s dream! Yeah, but where the hell is Mario? He’s late! Aww Hes coming! I hope… Aww! Today’s my wedding and I don’t have my hat! I’m gonna be bald! Hey daddy! I got you a new hat! U-uh new hat?!? Wait, Jeffy why does it have eyes?!? So it can see where it’s going in case it gets lost again Jeffy that’s stupid! I’m not gonna wear a hat with eyes on it! Well FINE Daddy! You don’t have to wear the hat. *magic sound* AH! Wh-wh-what’s going on?! Wait! Am I in Black Yoshi’s body?! Wh-what’s going on?! Daddy? Is that you? Jeffy! Where’s my body at?! Why am I inside Black Yoshi’s body?! I don’t know Daddy! I just took your hat off and threw it at the black guy. And now you’re him. Jeffy! That doesn’t make any sense! Take this hat off! Alright Daddy! Magic Jeffy! Jeffy! I’m your cat piano Jeffy! *sighs*
Look Jeffy, there’s Rosalina. Waiting to married me. Well, go married her daddy. Jeffy, I’m not gonna married her with a Cheerio Box! Well, would you rather married as a Cheerio Box or a frog? A frog? Ribbit. Jeffy, why do I want married as frog? Wha- Jeffy! Mario I’m so happy that we finally married! Me too.
I’m happiest man alive. Um, Mario why does your hat have eyes on it? Uh- I-I-I don’t know. Thanks for watching by WilsonPerez3 and many more!