Search Party with Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

[ Cheers and applause ] -♫ Search party ♫ -Playing tonight,
we have the Tim McGraw party! ♫♫
[ Cheers and applause ] And their opponents,
the Faith Hill party. ♫♫
[ Cheers and applause ] All right.
First up, we have Tim and Faith. Come on down.
– Go, good luck, good luck. You can do it, you can do it.
-Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] Here´s how the game works.
How are you? Good to see you.
-How you doing? Nice to see you.
-Fantastic. How are you, Tim?
-Hey, how are you doing? Nice to see you.
-You guys know each other. That´s not good.
We´re opposite teams, man. -No fraternizing.
-No fraternizing. -Here´s how the game works. I will read you the start
of an Internet search… -Oh, Lord.
-…and you fill in the blank. -Oh, Lord, geez. -We have the top four most
popular answers on the board. You´ll both type in your answers
as fast as you can on — This is called a computer.
-Okay. -And then we´ll see —
-He knows what a computer is. -If it matches the top four —
-Barely. -…top four answers —
And here´s the first search. Ready?
-Oh, Lord. Okay. -Why do country singers
always sing about blank? Now type in your blank. -Come on, Faith.
You can do it. Type it! Tell me when you´re locked in.
-I´m locked in. -Yeah, locked in?
Is everybody locked in? -I´m locked in.
-Locked in. -Okay, Faith,
what did you write? -Love.
-Love? [ Cheers and applause ]
-Good answer! -Nice answer. -Tim, what did you write?
-D-I-V-O-R-C-E. -Oh, nice!
Divorce. Let´s see if we have
any matches. ♫♫ Yeah!
-The number-one answer! -Faith, get on over there!
We´re gonna go to Faith´s team. -That´s great!
Come on, we did it, we did it. Hello, darling.
-Hey. Oh, my God.
Hi, Mr. Dawson. -Once again,
name the most popular word that completes the search,
Jimmy. Why do country singers
always sing about blank? What is it? -Mama?
[ Laughter ] -Let´s see mama! Ooh!
[ Audience groans ] -One fail.
-What? -Two fails, and you´re out.
-That is not cool. -James, it´s up to you.
Come on. Why do country singers
about blank? Why do they sing about…? -Drinking.
-Drinking! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes! Let´s see drinking. [ Cheers and applause ] Okay, Faith.
-Yes. You always sing about… -Um…
[ Chuckles ] Uh, my — my family. -Yes, family.
-Family. -I love family. -Okay.
If they get family, you win. If not, the McGraw steals it. Ready?
Let´s see it. Ooh!
[ Audience groans ] That´s two. Tariq. Tariq Trotter. -Hey. How you doing?
-Famed entrepreneur. -Yep, yep. -Country singers.
-Yeah. -They often sing about what? -We often sing about, uh…
-We? [ Laughter ]
-You´re not a country singer. -The line between country and
hip-hop has been blurred. -You´re right, you´re right.
Blurred lines. -Yeah.
-I´m gonna say trucks. -Yeah.
-Trucks! Let´s see trucks! Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my gosh! You guys won that one. -All right, they got one.
-Now we´re gonna start again. Jimmy?
-What was the last answer? -Let´s see.
What´s that number-four answer? Dogs.
-Yeah, yeah, dogs. -All right, Jimmy and Tariq,
get up here. ♫♫ [ Cheers and applause ]
-Come on, Jimmy. -All right, ready? Speaking of dogs…
-Come on, Jimmy. -Yes. -Why do dogs blank? Why do dogs blank? Tell me when
you´re both locked in. Internet search.
People queried the Internet. Ask Jeeves.
What does Jeeves have to say? [ Laughter ]
-That doesn´t exist anymore. -What´s that?
-Ask Jeeves. -I got an assistant. I don´t know what
the Internet looks like. Jimmy, what did you write? -I wrote, bark.
Why do dogs — "Why do dogs bark?"
Nice. [ Cheers and applause ]
Tariq? -That´s a good answer. -I got it right.
-You got a good answer. I said, "Why do dogs run away?"
-Oh, Tariq that´s sad. -Run away?
That´s sad. -My dog —
-Wow. -Your dogs run away from you? -I´m still thinking about
country-western songs. -Oh, okay, there you go.
We´ve moved on. Let´s see what we´ve got! ♫♫ Bark, number-one answer! -I´m sorry, I´m sorry.
-Oh, my gosh! It´s a barn burner. It´s time for you guys to steal.
-Run away. I love my dog in my house.
Why do dogs spoon? Why do dogs spoon with me?
-Are they dry? -James.
-Why do dogs sniff? -Sniff!
-Oh, nice. -We´re not gonna say what.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-Sniff. Let´s see sniff. ♫♫
Sniff butts! I didn´t say that.
-Sniff butts! -That´s your first movie!
-That was my first movie. -I played James Butts.
-You were great in that. -And you played Gary Sniff.
-Gary Sniff Butts. We were a detective team.
I remember. -Sniff ´n´ Butts.
-Sniff ´n´ Butts. -All right, Faith,
Why do dogs do…? -Since we´re on butts, um, poop. ´Cause everybody poops.
-They do. That is true. That is a fact.
[ Applause ] Let´s hear it for poop!
-It´s a book. -It´s a book, it´s a book!
-I know. -The only thing
that would make me happier is if it was
the number two answer. -Ah!
-Let´s see — why do dogs poop? Let´s see poop!
-Ooh! -There´s no poop up there.
-This is rigged. So rigged. -Why do dogs…?
-Dogs do what? -Dogs do a lot of things.
-They do. Oh, I know.
Go ahead. [ Laughter ]
-No, let´s just — Let´s just get in the zone
for a second. Maybe I can…
why do dogs howl? -Howl. Owl?
-Wait. -Yes!
He said it. He said it!
-Let´s see howl! -All right.
-Quest. -They got it?
-Okay. -We´re going to you, baby. -Why do dogs bite?
-Good answer. -Bite! Let´s see bite! Ooh! No, we gotta run.
That means Team Faith wins! James, Quest, get up here!
[ Cheers and applause ] ♫♫ -You got it.
-Okay. This is the final round.
-Hoo! -The final round.
For 8 million points. Name a word
that completes this search. How do I get more blank? -James, be careful.
-James, come on. -Oh, dear.
-You got it? You know what it is?
-This is up to James. -James has got it?
-I´m locked in. [ Laughter ] -That´s a good one.
That´s a good one. -I have a feeling
this is gonna be filthy. You locked in?
Are you locked in? -Yeah.
-All right. James.
-Money. -Money.
-Yes. -That´s a nice one. [ Cheers and applause ] -Satisfaction. [ Laughter ] What? -How do I get more satisfaction? Let´s see it! ♫♫ Money!
[ Cheers and applause ] All right. Faith, we´re gonna start
with you. -Oh, that´s not a good idea. -How do I get more blank? -Um, yes, uh… How do I get more — -♫ Yes, sir ♫ -♫ Yes, sir,
how do I get more ♫ ♫ Oww ♫ [ Cheers and applause ] How do I get — How do I get more, uh,
intelligence. I don´t know.
-Yes. -I know —
-Let´s see intelligence. -It´s not up there.
I know. I´m sorry. -Okay.
-I´m sorry, team. -No, please.
My answer — How do I get more —
How do I get more — I want to say guac,
but I´m not gonna say it. I´m not gonna say it.
-Guac is not your answer. -How do I get —
How do I get more time? -Time!
-Oh, that´s a good answer. [ Cheers and applause ] -Let´s see time. [ Audience groans ]
-What? -Now it´s up to you guys
for the steal. -We can steal it.
-You can steal it. If you steal, you win.
-What? -If you steal it, you win. -The whole game?
-One answer. -Are you allowed
to talk to each other? -One answer. They´re just
gonna get one answer. -Yes, we are. -If they get this right,
they win. If they get it wrong, they lose. One answer.
You guys ready? -Yeah.
-Oh, wait! -Yeah.
-Okay, ready? How do I get more…? -One, two, three. -Sex.
[ Laughter ] -Let´s see sex! Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ] The winner!
Team Tim! -The worst!
Unbelievable! My thanks to Tim McGraw,
the champ! Tariq Trotter, Questlove!

Michael Martin

49 Responses

  1. Even though I've never been a fan of country music per se, I've always been a fan of Faith Hill and Tim Mcgraw.

  2. Omg…haven’t heard “ask Jeeves” in so long I forgot about it…I’m gonna…google it. Lol

  3. When faith hill licks her lips i feel it through out my whole body. I would love to eat cake or barbeque sauce from all over her body. Shes so hot id rather watch her orgasm and me not even get a nut.

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