Savage Comebacks To Things You Hear At Weddings | Veere Di Wedding | MissMalini


Beta, ab tum bhi yeh job-shob chhod ke ladka dekhna shuru kardo bass. Dekh toh rahi hoon aunty. Oho! Bahut sare hain. Match bhi ho gaya! Beta, pair chuo, chalo. Nahi, thank you. Aaj ka workout ho gaya. Sooo… When is the good news? Good news chhodo, aunty ji. Best news suno. Iss shaadi mein open bar hai. So, you’re next haan?! Cafeteria ki line mein khadi hoon main? Itni badi ho gayi hai. Ittu si thi jab last dekha tha. Aunty ji, that’s how ageing works. Bataya nahi kya aapko kisine? Le… Blouse ka neckline thoda zyada deep nahi hai? Aapki soch thodi zyada shallow nahi hai? Beta, baalon ko colour kyu karaya? Natural beauty is everything. Sorry aunty, aapka number nahi tha na. Warna, phone karke discuss kar leti. Will call you before I get a tattoo. Haaye! Kitna weight put-on kar litta! Why don’t you exercise, beta? Is sex exercise? Ya, na? Itna kharcha kiya? Par khaana wasn’t really up to the mark. Hmm… Just like your personality. Suna hai… Ladki ke boyfriends reh chuke hain. Haan. Aur do girlfriends bhi. Pata hai, ladki daaru peeti hai. Peeti hogi. How else will she tolerate people like you? Listen, I’m all for self love and all but isn’t she A little fat to be wearing that? Aren’t you a little educated to be thinking like that? Pehchaana? Main tumhari friend ke bestfriend ki bua ki behen ki nanand? Hi! If you guys liked that video, please Subcribe to MissMalini.com, And Veere Di Wedding releases on the first of June So, do not forget to watch it with your veeres. At a theatre near you.

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100 Responses

  1. Why sonam is so disinterested to shoot๐Ÿ˜‚ may be she was excited to meet anand because it was her pre wedding days๐Ÿ˜›

  2. 'Itni si thi jab tujhe dekha tha'. How can people these days make everything negative. What's wrong with a relative saying such lines if they are happy to see you after a long time ! Hadd.

  3. Faltu! Bears no resemblance to weddings today. Who talks like that at weddings? May be in the 90s. Why do these Buzzfeed/Miss Malini type channels think they are flag bearers of progressive attitude?

  4. Love you kareena so much๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โค๐Ÿ’–
    But the comebacks were lame and really not funny.
    Its just a constructive criticism don't take it otherwise peace๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™โœŒ

  5. If you are getting riled by โ€œ Itni Badi ho gayi hai, Ittu si thi jab last dekha thaโ€ then you seriously have some mental issues. Try meditation.

  6. Wow Swara Bhaskar nailed the acting part.. I love bebo and Sonam.. but Swaraโ€™s acting skills are just outstanding โ™ฅ๏ธ

  7. being mean to promote a film. "aunties" are being stereotyped, and ppl are feeling superior in a very cheap way by taking postshots at the stereotype they themselves are clinging on to.

  8. Hi, I love your channel and all the comebacks are amazing but you guys do realize that we can not be THAT disrespectful to our elders, ever. None of us can really use them irl… just saying.
    I wish there was a subtle way to shut them up.

  9. wow!! love u kareena…u r just amazing!!
    The replies were all good
    but ig alcoholism is anyways bad for health ..whether its a girl or boy..
    but the reply was too good….LOL

  10. If boys talk like this they r cool if girls do they r bitch either slut in India. So grow up boys stop judging us.

  11. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

  12. after watching this shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ i really miss madhuri ji susmita ji aishwariya ji juhi ji raveena ji all 90s actress diva they are the real elegant delicate ravashing confidence yet beautiful pariyaan hai bygod pariyaan aur inko dekho smoking drink abusing short dress with huge fake flag of feminism.

  13. "aren't you a little educated to be thinking like that?"
    PER. ๐Ÿ‘ FUCKING. ๐Ÿ‘ FECT. ๐Ÿ‘

  14. Another comeback when people ask you at weddings "you are next"
    "How would you feel when someone says it to you at a funeral?"

    It is so foolproof people will never ask you again… ever

  15. You do not have to be rude and obnoxious to be progressive. You can have class, disagree respectfully and put your point across in a much more decent manner.
    Empowerment is not about alcohol, smoking, tattoos and hair color. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Swara you just fav ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
    You look most beautiful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  17. Story and the concept of the Movie was VERY FRESH ,LIBERATING and HATKE!!Loved it!! It kinda breaks the stereotypical image of Sati savitri Bhartiya Nari!!! Swara n Sonam were TOTAL BADASS!!

  18. Super Savage, but hey why not add subtitles aso because not only in india…these talks happen worldwide…so that people who dont understand hindi would get it too ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. Just seen this movie. Dumb bitches wannabes. An Americanised film with an overload of cheese and fakery. Letโ€™s get a true take on this movie; A film based in Bollywood which is on the outskirts of the Mumbai slums. The casting actresses who have a hard time ridding their budd budd accents between the words โ€œFuck and Fuckingโ€ have been so badly bleached up and down their Fannyโ€™s have been erased as well as their self-respect and self-worth. Truest picture of our India is; women are still being burned alive in India, the cow is worth far more than a manโ€™s own mother, gang raping is a new trend, , 0 sanitation, lynching of minorities by Cow vigilantes and Nationalism is whole new story. If these women ( if thatโ€™s what they are) ever existed in India theyโ€™d either be gang raped or doused with petrol by their husbands or fatherโ€™s. THATS REALITY MY FRIEND!

  20. OMG that is so me. I mean like i am 16 now n my relatives r aksing like how do u wan a guy to be n all the shits๐Ÿ˜“

  21. Shikha and swara๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚both jamadar looking aunties, swara, wannabe upper middle class๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  22. Whatโ€™s the whole point of subtitles here ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

  23. whats wrong with our tradition of touching elders feet to seek blessings…in the name of feminism and secularism, these idiotic bimbos propagate anything

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