Beta, ab tum bhi yeh job-shob chhod ke ladka dekhna shuru kardo bass. Dekh toh rahi hoon aunty. Oho! Bahut sare hain. Match bhi ho gaya! Beta, pair chuo, chalo. Nahi, thank you. Aaj ka workout ho gaya. Sooo… When is the good news? Good news chhodo, aunty ji. Best news suno. Iss shaadi mein open bar hai. So, you’re next haan?! Cafeteria ki line mein khadi hoon main? Itni badi ho gayi hai. Ittu si thi jab last dekha tha. Aunty ji, that’s how ageing works. Bataya nahi kya aapko kisine? Le… Blouse ka neckline thoda zyada deep nahi hai? Aapki soch thodi zyada shallow nahi hai? Beta, baalon ko colour kyu karaya? Natural beauty is everything. Sorry aunty, aapka number nahi tha na. Warna, phone karke discuss kar leti. Will call you before I get a tattoo. Haaye! Kitna weight put-on kar litta! Why don’t you exercise, beta? Is sex exercise? Ya, na? Itna kharcha kiya? Par khaana wasn’t really up to the mark. Hmm… Just like your personality. Suna hai… Ladki ke boyfriends reh chuke hain. Haan. Aur do girlfriends bhi. Pata hai, ladki daaru peeti hai. Peeti hogi. How else will she tolerate people like you? Listen, I’m all for self love and all but isn’t she A little fat to be wearing that? Aren’t you a little educated to be thinking like that? Pehchaana? Main tumhari friend ke bestfriend ki bua ki behen ki nanand? Hi! If you guys liked that video, please Subcribe to MissMalini.com, And Veere Di Wedding releases on the first of June So, do not forget to watch it with your veeres. At a theatre near you.