Michael McIntyreโ€™s hilarious dog wedding text prank on chatty man Alan Carr ๐Ÿ’’ ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ˜‚ – Send To All


Who would
like to play Send To All? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Please welcome one
of the funniest and, more importantly for Send To All,
one of the most popular men in
showbiz. It’s the sensational and
wonderful – what an absolute
pleasure to have him here – it’s Alan Carr. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, my God, Alan.
How are you? I’m so nervous. I’ve never been so
nervous. I’m so sorry, I know. AUDIENCE MEMBER SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT Thanks, love, thanks.
Everybody has a great time doing it. Who are you here with tonight?
With Paul, Angellica and Michael. Paul, Angellica and Michael,
what about that? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You two have recently wed,
is that right? Yes, we got married. Yes.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Congratulations. Was I on the reserve list?
Was there a reserve list? HE LAUGHS
This is awkward! There’s normally a… It was very intimate,
it was very intimate. And obviously, Adele,
Adele got ordained and married us. And she paid for it all.
Did she? Yes. So, this was in Vegas?
Was it in Vegas? No, in LA. In her back garden. Oh, amazing. Yeah, next to a trampoline
and a patio heater. It was lovely. She’s got a small place.
Well, very many congratulations. And you’ve got a new dog?
Yeah, we rescued a dog from Korea. Right. And how are your other dogs?
Oh, Bev and Joyce, they are great. They’re really nice.
They hate the new dog, though. They’re like…
Oh, that’s always a problem. I don’t think they speak Korean.
That’s the problem. Right. You know, I actually
did go on to YouTube, because the dog wasn’t
listening to me. So, I did learn some.
Like, anjda is sit. So I go, anjda. Still didn’t take no notice.
Anyway, listen, I tried my best. So, being away from your phone…
Oh! Have you ever been away from it?
No, no, no. The thing is with my phone, because
I used to work in a call centre, I hate speaking on the phone. I hate it.
I have a pathological fear. I can almost feel the headset
tightening round my head. You don’t like speaking
on the phone? No, I pretend I’m
going into tunnels. Cos I spent like five, six years… What were you selling
in the call centre? No, I was… SING-SONG VOICE: Barclaycard lost
and stolen. Still got it. OK, well,
if you’d like to place… Woohoo, this is killing me. He’s sweating. I am sweating. You don’t like the phone anyway. This is going to be
career-destroying, and I could end
up on a register. If you want to pop your mobile phone
into the cushion there. Huge hand for Alan for putting
himself through this. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I will just wind this. MUSIC: Hung Up by Madonna Yeah. # Waiting for your call
Baby night and day # I’m fed up # I’m tired of waiting on you… # There we go, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, Alan. Thank you,
thank you. I’ll look after it. This should pop up there.
And there it is. It’s Alan Carr’s phone,
ladies and gentlemen. That’s your phone. And there is lovely Paul,
hanging in his leopard-skin jammies. Let’s have a little bit of a look
around. So, oh… This is… That’s Bev and Joyce in Lincoln,
having a little drink in a trough. Which you can see.
I don’t know why I’m explaining. Having a bit of a trough drink. Oh… This is… LAUGHTER
What’s this, Alan? I was at the zoo.
I’m the one on the left. LAUGHTER Whoa! OK… Getting ready to walk the dogs?
LAUGHTER This needs an explanation.
It was a sketch I was dressed up as. Yeah. Erm…whoa. Jabba the Hutt and…? Yeah, someone made a cake cos
they thought I looked like
Jabba the Hutt. OK, there’s too many fun photos
in here, but we’ve got… Whoa, OK.
LAUGHTER All right. OK. Goodness me!
LAUGHTER Stop it now.
I’m going to stop it. No-one wants to see that.
OK, we’ll stop. Let’s pop the text in. Wonderful news. What a lovely start. Bev and Joyce have announced… ..through a dog whisperer… LAUGHTER ..that they want to be married… LAUGHTER ..in a civil partnership. LAUGHTER Very sweet.
It’s a really sweet start. Adele has agreed… LAUGHTER ..to give Joyce away… ..and we would be honoured… Oh, no. LAUGHTER
..if you’d walk Bev down the aisle. No, no, no! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE No way! Don’t worry,
we will supply poo bags. Guests will eat from dog bowls… LAUGHTER Oh… ..and there will be a DJ
set by Snoop Dogg. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Let me know if you’re up for it, and if you have any other ideas to make this the wedding
of the century. OK. Just to encourage people,
“Don’t hold back, Hello are paying.” We’re more OK. OK? OK. We’re more Take A Break,
to be honest. OK. OK are paying. Yeah, they’re…
Yeah, yeah. How would you end a text? Just a kiss. I always put a kiss. You’d just put a kiss?
Always a kiss. I’m just going to put dog. Yeah. And then we’ll go for a big heart
there. Yeah, a heart, yeah. And then the brides. OK. Shall we send that,
ladies and gentlemen? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK. That has gone. Huge thank you to the
incredible Alan Carr. Earlier tonight… Hi, Alan. ..I sent a text,
and we have been inundated. Inundated. OK, so, this is the text
that we sent out earlier. READS MESSAGE That was sent out
to everybody in your phone. Let’s have a look at what happened. So, we’ll start, I think,
Alan, with Auntie Janice. Oh, no… Quick reply back. “How lovely.
But aren’t they sisters?” LAUGHTER That’s true. That’s true. Good old Auntie Janice. Jamie Redknapp. Jamie Redknapp has
gone, “Snoop Doggy Dogg is going? “Count me in, Al.”
Two thumbs up emojis. “Do I really have to walk the dog
in, though, mate? “Bit weird, isn’t it? To be honest,
Adele is proper is A-list. “Might need an upgrade on me.” Aw! I’ll text him back.
“Is your dad available?” LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Sorry, Jamie. “Is your dad free?”
No, you’re not sending that. No, no. Oh, no, no… No, I’m not. I’m not. LAUGHTER OK. Antony Cotton.
Antony Cotton? Yes, yes, yes. From Corrie. “Count me in. Will I be expected
to walk on all fours? “Will the vicar be
wearing a dog collar? Nice. “PS, have you finished decorating? “Can I have my
wallpapering table back?” LAUGHTER Have you still got that? A what? Did he lend you a
wallpapering table? No. He’s got the wrong… He’s got the
wrong person. He’s got the wrong
person. He lives in Manchester.
Why would I borrow his? I’m sure I can get one
in London, can’t I? Who’s Andreas Wild? Andreas, yeah. He’s this German
hairdresser. He talks like zis. A German hairdresser
called Andreas? I know, who’d have thought it?
You couldn’t make it up. Wunderbar, wunderbar. CAMP GERMAN ACCENT: OK, so he
started with, “Oh, my God!” That’s just like him. Is it? It’s actually brilliant. Andreas says, “Oh, my God… “I’m already planning my outfit.” LAUGHTER That’s so Andreas. And there’s more. “Yes, I will do their hair.
And Sebastian…” Who’s Sebastian? It’s his partner.
Of course, it is! Andreas and Sebastian
from ze Germany. “..and Sebastian is making
a Frankfurter cake.” LAUGHTER “Huge congratulations.” And then he sent another text,
going, “This is so exciting. “I just told everyone in Germany.” LAUGHTER He says, “I just told everyone in
Germany, where I am at the moment. “Well, no-one knows who you are,
but they’re very happy for you,
anyway.” LAUGHTER Oh, my God, Andreas and Sebastian. Oh, no… Oh, this is… This is brilliant,
from Chris Moyles. This one from Chris Moyles just
says, “Send my love to Michael.” So, he obviously knows
what’s going on. “I guess you’re on his show, as you
haven’t texted me since 2013.” LAUGHTER Sebastian?
Is that Andreas’s partner? That’s the one, he’s the one making
the frankfurter cake. Oh… “Happy to, love, but…” Oh, this is brilliant.
This is really funny. “Happy to, love, but I do feel for
the bridesmaid downwind of Bev.” He has a point. She does smell a bit. Oh, Phillip Schofield.
Go on, Schof. Aww, that’s nice. “I’d love to. Why don’t we hold
the wedding in Hyde Park? “Then you can drink tequila and fall
headfirst into the Serpentine… “..again.”
LAUGHTER Did that happen before? Yeah. I drank tequila with him on
Chatty Man, and then, you know, I was walking
the dogs the morning after, and the dog dropped the ball
into the Serpentine, and I bent to pick it up,
but I think all the tequila went to the front of my head,
and I just fell in. LAUGHTER And you know, on the news,
when the dog jumps in to help you? The dogs just stood there staring. It was embarrassing. GLASWEGIAN ACCENT: Bridge-o,
Kevin Bridges. Kevin Bridges. “Great news, Aldo.
About time, too. “The chemistry between those
two was frightening. “Love at first bum sniff. “I’d be honoured to walk
Bev down the aisle. “You should invite
Sir Kenny Dogleash, “the Super Furry Animals. Congratulations, mate. “Hopefully some granddogs
on the way. “Woof, woof, brother.” Who better to get the doggie
text than Paul O’Grady, ladies and gentlemen? Aw! Paul. AS PAUL: “Well, I’ve heard it
all now. “But, yes, I’d be delighted.” I can’t do his voice, can I?
Liverpool, it’s a bit Liverpool. “I’d be delighted
to do the honours. “If you need a bridesmaid,
I’ll bring Conchita. “I’ll wear my Indian wedding gear,
full turban and sash. “Wish the happy couple
congratulations from me.” Very sweet, very sweet. Paul… Paul O’Grady gets a
well-deserved… For The Love Of Dogs. Yes. APPLAUSE Kerry Katona has texted. Four crying laughing emojis.
“Love it. “Don’t…”
LAUGHS “Don’t you think I’ve been up
that bloody aisle enough?” LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen, a truly
sensationally hilarious Send To All, the fantastic Alan Carr,
ladies and gentlemen. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Absolutely brilliant.

Michael Martin

100 Responses

  1. Finally, a it more time spent on the answers! They must have heard us! <3 Michael doin Kevin Bridges was hilarious. XD

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  3. Hmm – why didnโ€™t Adele reply then?
    Nobody has that few apps. Every time I see a phone on this show I get suspicious. I wonder if these celebs are given a second phone to populate with safe contacts and apps to make it look used. I know people wonโ€™t like this but I donโ€™t believe they use their real phone, or at least the contact list has been HEAVILY edited. Just think about it for a moment. Look through your contacts list if you disagree and youโ€™ll soon realise that it couldnโ€™t be done safely.

  4. Do you think McIntyre is like that all the time. "Who wants to pass the ketchupppppppp?" That would be really annoying. Or to you think he gets home and he's a bit of a damp squid, depressed, and close to the edge?

  5. I love it when we were able to get a chance for you enday you Umu ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‡

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  7. I love Kevin Bridges so freaking much and I am so salty that he has a girlfriend and a tiny, mean part of me wants them to split up.

  8. Every one of these Iโ€™ve watched Philip Schofield texts back, he must be the most popular man in the country

  9. I have never laughed harder than at Alan Carr's send to all, best responses ever!! The one person I think they need to get on this show if they do another series is Prof. Brian Cox, I think he would do a hilarious send to all

  10. Can someone tell what's the songs name when he reels down the phone?

  11. YES! I know exactly how Alan feels about phone calls. I spent 7 years of my life in a call centre and it fucking drove me mad. Hate speaking to people on the phone now.

  12. I love how Alan Carr's husband held Alan from behind to make sure he doesn't fall over the balcony while telling the story about falling into the water.

  13. Like how MM is on the sly making gay weddings seem ridiculous by bringing up the – what's next, are animals going to marry? meme.

  14. ๐ŸŒธ I seriously lost it at hairdresser Andreas, Michael is very talented at getting into character ๐Ÿค—

  15. Graham Norton, Michael McIntyre and Trevor Noah are officially my favourite comedians. To be comical (improptu) and being able to put people at ease (without offending them), that is a God given talent.

  16. Andreas the German hairdresser is up there on the all-time list with Farmer Clive, Upholstery Jane, Hugh Squadron Leader Nichols and Nikki Thai Massage.

  17. So I just found this video. I have watched Michaelโ€™s videos ever since I watched the one about getting the family ready for the day and have been hooked. Then I found these videos and they are just as good if not better in making me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thank you Michael for making and posting such wonderful and funny videos.

  18. I've literally spent hours of my life rewatching things like this, QI, Would I Lie to You, 8 Out of 10 Cats/Does Countdown and I do not want any of the time back. Yeah some people have hobbies other than TV and the pub; but some people are murderers, so get off my back.

  19. I was in Camden market and saw Allen on a barge, he said he loved my jumper

    Probably the most enlightening moment of my life

  20. Well, Iโ€˜m from germany and wondering why andreas didnโ€˜t told me anything about it… ๐Ÿง

  21. Great episode love the responses. Did anyone see the girl in the audience dressed as a packet of refreshers sweets? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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