Inside Amy Schumer – Wedding Objections


Should anyone here know of any
reason that this couple should not be joined in
holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold
your peace. Really? Nobody’s gonna object? We’re all just gonna
let this happen? What is the objection? I didn’t want to be a hero,
but, you know what? My ankle tattoo
says “Carpe Diem.” Seize the carp. So, fine. Stop the wedding. Amy, what
the (bleep)? What the (bleep)
you, Sasha. I’m gonna say it. What are you talking about? I was outside, bumming
a smoke yesterday, after the free
rehearsal dinner. Thank you guys so
much for that. And I’m outside
and I remember that I overheard something interesting that one of
your bridesmaids told me. Who?
Which bridesmaid? Okay, which one did I talk
to yesterday? Okay. You asked me to help
you find your car. I said you shouldn’t be driving
because you seemed drunk. No. Before that. Before that,
wiseass. What– No, what did you say? You told me something really
revealing about Chris. Right? What’s your name? Pam. That’s not it. No. Sit down. Right down. Do not sit down. (Amy)
Sit down, Pam. Sit down, Pam. There’s an elephant in the
room, y’all, and it stanks! Everybody wants
you to stop. You do, Chris. But this side of
the room has my back and so do other people. I’m looking at you,
Janine. She told me also. What are you
talking about? Grow up! Janine gave me a piece
of gum earlier. She also dished
some dirt too. Are you done? Are you done lying,
Chris? Don’t forget, you hooked
up with me in college. That was me. You’re also a
piece of (bleep). No, I’m not. Fair enough. Only time will tell. But for now,
cat’s out of the bag. (meows) Wake up. Wake up,
San Francisco. I don’t know. I believe the answer to all
your questions is right here. I think I had written something
down earlier about this. Oh, I have gum. Do you want this?
You don’t care. Is there something
you need to tell me? Of course not,
babe. Okay. Are you sure? Okay, fine. I’m gay,
I (bleep) dudes.

Michael Martin

100 Responses

  1. SNL already did this. Amy needs to get some actual original material. but I will admit the ending was kinda funny.

  2. Ha ha ha. Say what you want. Rather she is left or right or steals jokes. I think she funny. Everyone steaks LOTS of jokes. It's how you deliver the punch line that counts

  3. This is so unfunny. I genuinely watched this with a straight face the whole way through. I dunno why people find her to be so funny. As far as comedy skits go, this is the worst one I have ever seen

  4. Amy Schumer has yet to not impress me on how dumb her bits are. Not ever fun dumb but just dumb as in a mentally disabled kid freaking out. That shit's not funny, just sad.

  5. ANY FUCKING JEW ON TV OR MOVIES IS A SICK PERVERT .. THERE ONLY TO CORRUPT CHRISTIAN AMERICA.. THAT IS THE SOLE GOAL OF THE TRIBE… SICK MOTHER FUCKERS WHO WILL MEET THEIR FATE ACCORDINGLY WHEN THEY ARE MET BY CHRIST.

  6. seize the carp LOL, she reminds me of a 21st century female jack sparrow in this clip. idk i get the vibes

  7. This is the 14th "comedy" sketches by Amy Schumer that I have watched, and I am still struggling to find the humor. Do I have a problem?

  8. I dont like amy Schumer. I used to like her but getting older its just cringey.. Her drunk acting is pretty good

  9. Inside Amy? … When she spreads her legs the only thing you see is her tonsils. Disgusting liberals piece of sh#*

  10. Just love how Amy sounds drunk while doing all this and I bet she really didn't know the guy was gay, she just had to ruin the wedding haha

  11. S T O P. RA P E I N G. B a B I E S
    Ill be dressed in my nuts/…those are testicles to the untrained ear

  12. Amy actually looks good here. This was before the extreme feminism, ice cream cartons, and constant jokes about vaginas.

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