So, I’m at ‘onision.xyz’ and I was going to do my normal routine where I go to pictures for videos. I organize the topics by most of you, and now we’re going to cover exactly what you guys demand. How Onision rates you 1 to 10: It’s what you want, and so I will deliver. You may be thinking to yourself, “Oh no, Onision’s about to say something negative.” But, don’t worry. She says: “Be harsh as per usual, good sir.” First off, I will say that you look like my ex-wife. Secondly, I’d rate you a 5 out of 10. (Laughing) If my ex-wife is mad at that, well, she should have thought about that before she lied on our divorce papers. And, pushed me into a corner where I find myself paying alimony for six years of my life, despite the fact that out marriage didn’t even last that long. Meanwhile, this girl is like a… 8 out of 10? Yes, solid 8. “But Greg, what if she’s 15-years old?” Uh, well, last time I checked we’re allowded to have opinions about people, it’s not a perverted thing, it’s honesty. Okay. This chick became more attractive because of what she said right above her image: “Either way I’m not as attractive as Jensen Ackles, so what’s the point?” I completely agree, but we’ll rate you anyway, and your rating is… Uh… 7! The Jensen Ackles thing is just awesome. I’ve learned over time that it’s very critical that I actually tilt my head when they upload sideways photos, because people can look totally diffrent. Interesting… I’m going to go ahead and say that you are a 7.9 out of 10. Pretty good. Dig this chick’s sense of humor, the vertical dead face. But, despite making that face, she’s very clearly at least an 8 out of 10, and that works out ’cause she thinks she’s an 8.5. Sounds about right. This girl’s cute, the boys her age are no doubt very lucky… Or girls… Or non-binary people… You know what? Whatever. Although she does look totally diffrent here. Check ’em out side-by-side. Isn’t that weird? This girl looks pretty angelic. Like, a 9 out of 10 as far as human being go. She says she was really scared of it and she really hates her nose. I literally didn’t notice your nose, I’m glad I looked at your picture first. But your nose is fine. This person says “I’m 14 and 5’5,” but I don’t know why that was important. And, here they are. When you have braces; probably not a full-tooth grin that’s not necessarily great. Maybe, also, work on your lighting. You’re kind-of over exposed. This person’s like a… 6 or- whatever out of 10. Now look at this I look at this girl and I think, “So when is your next anti-Onision video coming out?” Even though you never actually made an anti-Onision video, shame on you. Well, that’s one way to write Onison on you… You have a very big face. It’s very- ‘face-a-licious.’ I’ll say: a 6 out of 10. We got another 6 out of 10. This person freaks me out. Another full-toothed grin braces, mouth. Ugh, you guys just should not do that. This woman looks stressed. Stress isn’t really attractive, so I’ll give her like a 6.8 Meanwhile, this woman says she’s 28 and she recently turned vegan. Lost lots of weight, who would have never thought about veganism ’till I brought it up. So, I guess, my body image videos helped her. And, now she looks like this. As far as body goes, you look like a 9. And your face looks like an 8.8 or something. Congratulations, vegan! “I know I ain’t that cute, posting this is probably a mistake but, why not?” And then they proceed to post this picture where they’re like a 8.4.. 3… 2… 8.2 out of 10. Hopefully you don’t still feel like this was a mistake. This person covered up their mouth. So – you know – how am I supposed to accurately rate their face? For that error, I will rate you what you said you were, which is a 6. “Submitting so much just to never get in the video is getting old.” You know what? I’m going to put you in a video, fine. There you are. You literally look like the 10-year old version of my ex-wife. Maybe, that’s why I never put you in a video. You ever think about that? Moving on… “When you’re 20+, but look 12.” And, here she looking maybe… 17.. 18? Whatever, you’re clearly an attractive person, so I’ll give you an 8.9. Bravo! So, I’m not going to say your rating but, I will say if you work on those eyebrows, maybe slim ’em up a bit, you’ll improve. That’s what you call a helpful tip from Onion-boy. Meanwhile, I dig the wig… Or what looks like a wig. And, you have an awesome chin. So you get like… I don’t know, an 8.8 out of 10. If you want to se any one of my other very positive videos, go and check out this one. And I know what you might be thinking, “It’s not positive, Greg, you’re being a dick.” Well, guess what? The harsh truth is always nicer than a friendly lie. It may be pretty, it may sound good, but it’s fucking evil, okay? Tell the truth.