Girl's Guide to Frat Parties!



none of you guys are headed back to school which means it's time for a frat parties yay so I was not in a sorority and I mean I don't I had friends who were in sorority so I don't want to be that girl that like hates on sorority girls see we just judge each other we shouldn't do that sorry ladies okay anyway so here are some here's some advice to go along with if you're going to a frat party now I actually have a funny story to go along with this so like I said not in this sorority I think I've also made it clear over the last few weeks I'm kind of a nerd so I only ever went to like one frat party my entire college career and this was freshman year my friend like was pledging in a frat and he invited me to be his date to this frat party I forget what the theme was but whatever the theme was like I did not dress appropriately and I would just people were like looking at me like who's my girl she's obviously not in a sorority she obviously didn't dress right why does she have a lightning bolt in her forehead No so anyway so this this here's some ways that you have a better time at a frat party than I did so one of them is do dressed for the theme I didn't do don't go overboard it says wear something versatile so you can easy easily party hop do not wear a full sexy cop or a bunny costume because not only do you look at a place but you also are a bigger target for cops working for underage drinkers which is probably true but that is not true what's not right to wear the sexy outfit out of anything you'll be the talk at the party well you probably will be but that's not necessarily a good thing depending on the kind of attention you want to attract you'll be desire to go this frat party I guess that's true yeah so most of this advice is going to be like don't don't be a total skank bag and watch out for skeezy guys but basically people don't seem to know that and look we're gonna be serious for like ten seconds and we'll go back to the fun I know people when I was in college that had horrible experiences at frat parties that's not that forever affected the way they viewed college so be careful but but aside from the seriousness we do have some I think more fun I think one thing that I don't think is on this list that we should probably add is be careful how much you're drinking cuz you can't kick me you can't keep up with a frat guy and like I mean on is very serious no um there is a girlfriend my university who died because of alcohol poisoning after going to frat parties all day long so it actually is very serious but on a lighter note yeah but but related to that in terms of frat guys and drinking like first of all this should seem like common sense but don't accept a drink from a random guy that you don't know especially if he just walked up through the crowd with this drink because it's probably gonna have it's gonna be what I was that roofie colada I think a lot a lot of it knew that he would know that he doesn't know about Quagmire's life but ya know roofie colada is you want to be careful about that use the buddy system obviously they say bring one other person but then if either one of you starts talking to a guy you're alone you're alone some people don't go home with a guy at least without telling your friends that you're leaving with them and maybe like keep a watch out for your friends and just like make sure that that they know what they're doing and I think this is a really sorry go ahead I thought this was funny it says do you have a designated Walker which is first I was like if you're not driving why do you need a designated resignated Walker yeah but I actually think no this is actually a really good point because you can get really really drunk at any party and especially frat parties and you might not even be able to walk home you're so much no it's totally true it can totally happen so don't necessarily think that just because you're not driving everybody can get completely wasted because you need somebody to like steer you in the right direction and get you back to your dorm okay but what do you think about the sort of the like don't give out your number like its water don't flirt with multiple brothers don't make out with everybody that comes up to you like like those things like do you think freshman year your first few weeks in college like do you think it really matters well of course I think it matters yeah why because I mean people are always gonna remember you is like that's that girl from first the first week of class you've got wasted and made out with seven frat guys in the same night like I mean you can probably your reputation can probably recover eventually but I'm just saying for your own and like you don't you know that feeling when you wake up the next morning and you're just like oh crap I just made out with seven frat guys you know just for your own personal the seven frat guys hangover huh I personally like I said went to one frat party and didn't go out so obviously not speaking from it she wake up feeling humiliated and sticky I got one right that's disgusting

Michael Martin

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  2. this is so disgusting, she's salty because she was a freaking loser so she wants to make people feel bad for having a good time

  3. worse thing that ever happened to me at a frat party (I was an 18 year old male) a shot girl (girls who pour shots in your mouth from the liquor bottle) missed my mouth and poured some vodka in my nose. It was awful for about 5 minutes and thank god i was already drunk asf or else that would have hurt so much more. Do not get vodka in your nose lmao!

  4. She got her first tip about not dressing overboard straight from HerCampus.com in the article titled β€œA freshman Girls guide to frat parties” smh 😭 Or maybe hercampus got it from her πŸ‘€ We shall never know .

  5. obviously american universities are laughable. paying thousands of dollars for a useless degree and some parties?

  6. Goin to college next yr snd im going away from home and have already decided to join a fraternity it just feels right for me……..is that weird. In hs im a very social person so its only basic that i join the social part of college which are frats and they basically are like ur 2nd family away from home and i have a cousin who did that and he wasn't a failure if people sayin it causes u to get lower grades cuz u need to have good grades to stay in a frat/Sorority.

  7. "Made out with 7 frat guys" = Sucked 7 cocks that I hope were really frat guys so I can feel somewhat better about it

  8. I'm not from America and I also don't live there. So all this Fraternity and Sorority thing is new to me. And I find it kind of interesting to learn about what they do in America, but I just think that Fraternities and Sororities are a HUGE waste of time.. They're so pointlessπŸ˜‚ But that's literally just my opinion, I don't mean to offend anyone.

  9. If someone told me, hey dude, if you drink and go through this ally your chances of getting raped go up like 70%…I'd probably not drink OR go through that alley. If you tell a girl in college that if she goes to a frat party and drinks her chances of getting raped go up blank%, she'll say, nooo, I'll do whatever the fuck I want, next morning, WHY DID NO ONE WARM ME!!! Literally, for YEARS the same news keeping popping up, college/frat/party/drunk/rape but girls keep doing it but yeah, let's not treat them like adults but just helpless children who didn't know any better.Β 

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