Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize


Thank you, thank you! I like not knowing what’s gonna happen I like making memories sometimes I do all this crazy **** around my colleagues just so that they can tell their friends I did it. Rather than talk about myself, just
briefly I want to just talk about my genre, stand-up comedy is an
incredibly American genre. I don’t think any other country could
produce this many comedians, and unbeknownst to many people in this
audience, I don’t think there’s opinion that exists in this country that is
not represented in a comedy club by somebody. Each and every one of you has a champion in the room. We watch you guys fight but when we’re together we talk it
out! I know comics that are very racist, and I watch them on stage and everyone’s
laughing and I’m like, mmm that **** means that **** Don’t get mad at them, don’t hate them. We go upstairs and have a beer sometimes I even appreciate the artistry that they
paint their racist opinions with. Man, it’s not that serious. The First Amendment is
first for a reason, the Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn’t work out. We gotta let some air out of the ball,
man, the country is getting a little tight it doesn’t feel like it’s ever
felt in my lifetime, so tonight I am honored that my colleagues are here in
comedy and in music. And I want everyone in America right now to look at me, look
at me smoking indoors. I didn’t ask anybody I just did it what they’re gonna
do, kick me out before I get the prize no, this is called leverage The thing I like best about tonight was
that I saw so many people from different parts of my life, like friends that I
grew up with here in DC, friends of mine from Ohio then and now, friends of mine
from comedy clubs, all the musicians that blew my mind you guys have no idea how you inspired me. I want to give a special shout-out to my OG Tony Woods. Miles
Davis has a quote it’s one of my favorite– Miles Davis said so much cool **** but one of the things he said I always loved, he said it took me years to learn how to play like myself, you know he would watch other musicians then he would try to play like Dizzy or Bird, all the guys who
were great. Tony Woods was my Dizzy and Bird, if I was Miles, I was trying to
play like you, you were the first person I ever saw do it absolutely right,
who feel us, and he told the truth. There’s something so true about this genre when done correctly that I will fight anybody that gets in a true practitioner of this
art form’s way, because I know you’re wrong. This is the truth and you are
obstructing it. I’m not talking about the content, I’m talking about the art form.
Do you understand? Do we have an agreement? [Applause] And what I really wanted to say
tonight and I’m glad I get the platform to do it– I’m gay! I am gay and I can’t
wait to see what this does for my career being gay like this. So many special shout outs, one of the
main architects of the come back of the century, my brother and my mentor the mighty Stan Lathan. I’d never dreamed
that I would be able to work with someone as great as you.
These last five specials– straight fire. I wouldn’t want to do another special with
anybody else but you. So eat your mother ******* vegetables and live as long as you can
cuz we’re doing a few more of these Neal Brennan your speech made
me cry because it reminded me of all those hard
days of work and all that money I never got for it. The other real special
shout-out I got to make because none of this would have been possible in any
level without this person is my mother. Mom, my mother. Mom, mom, mom, mom. You have no idea when I put this woman through If you had just given birth to me, that
would have been more than enough, but the fact that she raised me and raised
me well. We had a real oral tradition in our house. I knew the word “griot” when I
was a little boy. A griot was a person in Africa who was charged with keeping the
stories of the village. Everyone would tell a griot of the stories and they would
remember them all so that they could tell future generations. When they got
old, they’d tell them to someone else and they say in Africa, when a griot dies
it’s like a library was burned down, and my mother used to tell me before I ever
thought about doing comedy, she said, “You should be a griot,” and she filled me with
every story of black life, you know she’s educated in African American Studies and
she would let me understand the context that I was being raised in. I’m being
raised in a hostile environment that I have to tame. By the time I was 14 years old, I was in nightclubs mastering an adult world. I was terrified. The crack epidemic was going on and my mother would hear gunshots outside and be scared to death, “Maybe it’s my son,” but early in my career,
if you remember, mom, you used to sit in the club with me. She’d do a full day of
work, you’d be back there, falling asleep just waiting for me to go on she would
watch my show every night. Do you know how long that car ride is home? How many of you have ever heard your
mother say, “***** jokes were a little too much tonight son,”? I was a soft kid, I was sensitive I cry
easy and I would be scared to fistfight and my mother used to tell me this thing,
I don’t even know if you remember but you said this to me more than once you
said, “Son, sometimes you have to be a lion so you can be the lamb you really are.” I
talked this **** like a lion. I’m not afraid of any of you when it comes word to word, I
will gab with the best of them just so I can chill and be me. And that’s why I
love my art form, because I understand every practitioner of it whether I agree with them or not, I know where they’re coming from they want to be heard, they got
something to say, there’s something they noticed, they just want to be understood.
I love this genre. It saved my life, so tonight, mom, I would like to honor you in
a very special way that I cannot do on my own but because now I am a man with great and influential friends, I’d like to ask my man Thundercat to come out on stage,
Thundercat, the mighty Mos Def Washington, DC thank you very much for
giving me a home and a place to start. Today is officially Dave Chappelle Day
in Washington, DC, the mayor declared it last night. So, in the future, on Dave Chappelle
Day, I ask everyone who wishes to celebrate it to make one incredible
memory for themselves, and/or somebody else. Thank you very much, goodnight.

Michael Martin

100 Responses

  1. This is sad. There are 8,853 comments, and I am certain not one asked the question, "Who is this guy? For he may be a decent look-a-like, but he definitely ain't no Dave Chappelle. Wake-up everybody.

  2. For a life long smoker, it's incredible how sharp and on point he is. He hasn't lost a step, infact he gets better overtime.

  3. That speech was so beautiful!!! Dave is a phenomenal storyteller. Born griot! ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿♥️♥️♥️

  4. Been following Chappelle since high school. This mofo keeps getting funnier and Wiser every time. Dave Chappelle is the definition of GOAT

  5. I hope all that is happening Dave keep snakes in the grass, such as Oprah, far away from him and his family. No interview, no documentary, nothing. Because we all know those elites are fuming that he was still able to reach where he is by his own means. They will wait until he has passed and all of a sudden a bunch of allegation will arise to destroy his legacy.

  6. Love him! But off the topic, he's starting to look like Michael Winslow (*Motor Mouth Jones!) Love ya Dave! wish you would bring the show back!

  7. His 'live mike' intro on SNL after 2016 election was both legendary and classic…
    Def one of the 2 or 3 best ever…has his own voice.

  8. Chappell is amazing. He can unite people and bring joy into peoples lives and that's something his critics will never be able to say because they're not liked even by themselves

  9. Yeah but that saying only goes so far. Playing A lion to a real lion will expose you and maybe have consequences. I've learned that the hard way. Anyways chapelle is a legend and he deserves more than this award.

  10. "The 1st amendment is first for a reason. The 2nd amendment, is just in case the first one doesn't work out."
    Dave Chappelle

  11. In a future era when the world no longer has Dave Chappelle; he'll probably be talked about as a historical figure in Humanities and Social Studies classes for centuries.
    Dave Chappelle is the one true King of Comedy, just like Michael Jackson is the King of Pop….

  12. This man is amazing. It's no surprise he has chosen to endorse Andrew Yang for President.
    https://youtu.be/kHOIGbFhp1M
    Thank you Dave.

  13. Dave is a Griot for real, surprised he mentioned that on this stage, black people should really take note of that part of the speech.

  14. This man is a legend and I've truly enjoyed watching him reach the heights that he has. From half baked to one of the greatest comedians of our time. Truly deserving of everything prestigious that comes his way. Recently he's taken on subjects that other comedians have either been unable to discuss or are too afraid could ruin their career over. Cancel culture can't touch Chapelle though, nor should it touch anyone else. We either have the right to say what we want, or we don't.

  15. Congratulations. Dave Chappelle.
    Thanks for your beautiful words about your mother bless her heart 💔.I got emotional.

  16. The greatest piece of comedy collaborative history in one man, he taught me that racism is ok because people have the right and reason to feel how they do because this world does a lot we dont know about so it was/is my aim to set out on a mission to find out why someone hates someone for their color or gender or preference. I know the answers now buy there are more aspects to the same story to collect to get the biggest picture of them all for understanding heals the world.

  17. Dave chappelle makes you Laugh😂 then he makes you think🤔 and then lough again 😂 what a combination 👏👏👏👏he his the Greatest .

  18. am 24 yo and I think I damaged my brain
    I was looking for dave chappelle and forgot his name!!!
    watched everything he did, still couldn't remember his name
    all I had is an image of his face on my mind

  19. I've always been a fan of his comedy but only in the last couple years, I've come to realize what an intellectual he is.

    We need more people like him to keep this crazy rollercoaster we call society on the tracks!

  20. Wow, man. Absolutely incredible. So sharp, so confident, but also immensely humble. Aside from the funny, THIS is why Dave is special. Well-deserved.

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