After Ever After – DISNEY Parody


If you’ve ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here’s what happened
after all their dreams came true *Bom* I loved being princess, down in
this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing They end up in someone’s stew So just try to put yourself in
to somebody else’s gills You’re killing my ecosystem
with fishing and oil spills *Oh no* Thank you BP The British are killing
Oil is spilling Now I can’t see *My eyes!* Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning
I think I’m drowning Thanks to BP *You suck!* Hey, I’m OK but I’m slightly scared My husband’s a mark for the War on
Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We’re not Taliban
You’ve got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali
Where could he be? Drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the “free” Bin Laden’s taken the fall *gun sound* We’re not trained pilots at all
*plane crash* Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy
Obama’s lazy al-Qaeda’s not in this country! Set free my Prince Ali A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town’s gone wild since I married
Adam They think I’m going straight to hell *She’ll burn. In hell* But the charges laid on me
of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell *She is a witch* Oh, I’m overrun by mad men *Oh, we’re all crazy* I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
*We’re gonna burn her in the stake* *The witch will fry, that Belle must die* They legit believe I’m Satan And now I hear that
PETA’s gonna take my beast away ♫♫♫ After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards
came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs
and steel They forced us into unknown lands of
exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for
dead So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their
heads *Wait! What?* Have you ever held the entrails of an
English guy? *We’re dead*
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some
French guy’s eyeball? *Sacrebleu!* Can you paint with the red colors in these
men? *Adiós amigos* I can murder if I please ‘Cause I’m dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these
men Thanks to BP Where’s Prince Ali Bestiality I’ve got STDs *Waaaa Waaa Waa Wa Wa Wa Wa P. A. I. N. T. SUBSCRIBE!

Michael Martin

100 Responses

  1. Wow there is nothing on the right side of my screen but actual disney shit after watching this again. Fricken Youtube is getting dumber by the minuite.

  2. please don't tell me I'm the only one who's known this song since 2013. I was bopping to this is 5th grade when I had no clue what the lyrics meant.

  3. Because of this now I'm just walking around singing to myselfe: 🎶"I can murder if I PlEaseee Cuz I'm dying of diseasee"🎶.
    And people are giving me funny looks.

  4. Dang when I was younger I never realized how serious the issues mentioned in this song were. This video is deeep

  5. If you've ever wondered why

    Disney's tales all end in lies

    Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

    Ariel

    I loved being princess down in — this beautiful ocean blue

    But mermaids are going missing — they end up in someone's stew

    So just try to put yourself in — to somebody else's gills

    You're killing my ecosystem — with fishing and oil spills

    Thank you BP, thank you BP

    The British are killing, oil is spilling

    Now I can't see… MY EYES!

    Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins

    Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

    Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning

    Thanks to BP

    YOU SUCK!

    Jasmine

    Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

    My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

    Aladdin was taken by the CIA

    We're not Taliban

    You've got the wrong man

    In Guantanamo Bay

    Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa

    Interrogation from the nation of the "free"

    Bin Laden's taken the fall

    We're not trained pilots at all

    Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss

    We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us

    Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country

    Set free my Prince Ali

    Belle

    A whore! A whore!

    A whore, a whore, a whore!

    This town's gone wild since I married Adam

    They think I'm going straight to hell

    But the charges laid on me

    Of bestiality

    Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell

    No, I'm overrun by mad men

    I hear they plan to burn me at the stake

    They legit believe I'm Satan

    And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

    Pocahontas

    After John Smith traveled back to England

    I helped my people cultivate the fields

    More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit

    And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel

    They forced us into unknown lands of exile

    They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead

    So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon

    When I separate their bodies from their heads

    Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?

    Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?

    Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?

    Can you paint with the red colors in these men

    I can murder if I please

    Cause I'm dying of disease

    I can paint with the red colors in these men

    Thanks to BP

    Where's Prince Ali?

    Bestiality

    I've got STDs

  6. you ever just bust out a " i can murder if i please, cuz i'm dying of DISEASEEEEEEEEEEE " in the shower because i do

  7. Six years later and the blatant racism this parody mocks is still ever present. Good job America! You haven’t changed an inch

  8. Is it bad that I just now got why he said 'Peta' after all of the years and amount of times that I've watched this video…

  9. These songs just seem like really creative ways to raise awareness about serious problems

    Edit: I just remembered when I was making hot chocolate I managed to get Belle’s song in this and somehow I got this recommended to me in the same day

  10. These videos will never get old. Years later and they're still just as brilliant as they day they were posted.

  11. Why are the second and third videos never in the ‘watch next’ area, like dude I’m gonna listen to all of them

  12. I watched this with my older sisters when I was about 5 or 4 and hearing it again with one of my sisters we both still remember the lyrics and we still love it !!! ❤️❤️

  13. Just found your YTC = you're funny in a sick adult humor way = I won't show my kids this one, BUT I will show then No.2
    Thumbs up 🙂

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